Mission Statement

To dream the impossible dream. To fight the unbeatable foe. To bear with unbearable sorrow. To run where the brave dare not go. To right the unrightable wrong. To love pure and chaste from afar. To try when our arms are too weary. To reach the unreachable star. To blame anyone and everyone, whether they deserve it or not, one topic at a time.


Pete Fernbaugh

Visionary, Wine Connoisseur, Amateur Dentist


Lakin Weaver

Professional Spelunker, Hand Model, Rumored Cult Leader